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Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to mad news... i am your host theJONeration bringing you a special report on NUSH sports day 2009...
lighting the torch was the always "graceful" elephant who shall not be named for my own safety... the events that took place were the 400m, 200m, 100m and 4x400m relay events for all the divisions...
Now with me in the studio, we have the king of running, who himself said that he would lead by example in the treacherous 2010 20m event... the always "graceful" Dr[CENSORED]...
Dr[CENSORED], how do you feel about your commitment to the 20m event next year?

"Well... It is a very tough run but someone has to take the initiative to take up the challenge and let the others follow... it really is a big feat to accomplish, walking
20m is no easy task let alone running it, but i must persevere and i hope the school will follow."

I see... now as to the claims by Usain Bolt that running 20m is a task only fit for, i quote, "fatties who can't even run". How do you respond to this?

"Absolutely preposterous! Usain himself only runs 100cm and 200cm events! How dare he even talk about 2000cm! The last time i tred i had to crawl the last 19m! And I am a world class athlete! Don't tell me he can top that!"

Actually he did when he walked from his bed to his television yesterday, but your point is well taken... well i must thank you for your time and the great insites you have provided.

"The pleasure is all mine... i love being on TV!"

Actually this is a radio show but thank you anyway...

Next we have an update on the house standings...
In 1st place was Faraday followed by nobel, followed by fleming, followed by FIBO!!! WOOHOO! WE ROCK!!!
Ehem!... excuse me... In the studio with me in the yellow arm chair we have the Faraday house captain... now tell me, how do you feel about holding on to your winning streak this year?

"Well first of all let me say that all the houses did well... They just were too lousy for us!"

I can see that... well what do you have to say to Nobel house who were nipping at your heels by just two points?

"Bite the dust losers!"

Yes, well they will be biting a lot more than that when they get their hands on you. Now as to Jun Hyeok's double embarassment, both in the 4x400m and 400m events, how do you feel his lack of discipline and failure to deliver results affected the team spirit?

"Well that bloody Korean had better buck up for next year cos if he don't start delivering results ill [CENSORED] [CENSORED] that [CENSORED]!"

I can see your are frustrated...

"[CENSORED] right i am! If we didn't get 1st i would have [<-----CENSORED----->]!"

Very frustrated... Well thank you for your time.
Please excuse his language.

Well that is all for the report. As you can see it was a rather "uneventfull" event.

This is theJONeration and thank you for listening to Mad News.