Interview by Mad World radio...

Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Producer:"BOO!"
ehem... boys and girls. Today in the studios with us we have the chief invigilator of the year 1 physics paper...
Producer:"BOO!"

"Now introducing mister (CENSORED)..."

"Yes hello hello"

"you would be pleased to know that we had the room sound padded to keep all noise out. so i assure you that you will not be disturbed by any noise whatsoever."

"yes thank you. you are so ki.. WHO IS TALKING?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!! If this carries on for the next five years... you will get into alot of trouble!"

"..."

"NOW WHO SAID THAT?!!"

"said what?"

"It was was like an elephant stomping!"

"not likely"

"why?

"well i was observing your feet the whole time and they did not move one bit..."

"Are you insulting me?!"

"No! nonono... im actually a big fan of natural insulation."

"ARGH!!!"

"okay before you kill me can you do one thing?"

"WHAT?"

"Jump"

"erm... okay..."

Boing!CRASH!!!

Producer:"Jon what the (CENSORED) did you just do to the floor?!!!... wait... what is that giant thing bursting through my roof?"

SPLAT!!!

"ladies and gentlemen"
Producer:"BOO!"

"... our next guest is the chief invigilator of the english paper... ms (censored)!"

" Hi! i'd like to shout out to my uncle who spends 24 hours a day at a watch factory..."

"okay..."

" you have 1 hour left"

"... huh?"

"... ... you have around 40 minutes left."

" i think thats more than enough time..."

" you have 15mins left... no one is allowed to go to the toilet?"

"WT*?... erm ok thank you for your time..."

"wait its not time yet!"

"erm could you do me a favor?"

"what?"

"stand up and take three steps back..."

"okay... AHH!"
Producer:"ouch that fat guy really hurt me! oh... dang!"

SPLAT!!!

" This is thejoneration and thank you for listening to Mad World."

Blow me away...

No CCA!!! >=D muahahahaha!!! stayed back and hacked this guys com and accidentally deleted his account (SORRY!!!)... Played basketbal and managed to do 5 windmills/wheelbarrow... unsure which one... and 2 1/2 moons in 1/2 an hour... :) i noob but im still happy... pon chinese... sorry vanes and wendelyn... i just can't stand it!!!... Chinese sucks... made a new D.M deck... boring crap i actually don't know why i made it... i am super in debt so i'll have to go be a hired gun and shoot all the admin and get Dr. Hang to pay me for it...
Guess that's all so...
Seeya

Coded text... dont bother trying to decode...

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I'm not sure if anyone will be able to understand that... the less the better... regular letter frequency will work... Jeremy should understand...

A special report delayed by tech difficulties...

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to mad news... i am your host theJONeration bringing you a special report on NUSH sports day 2009...
lighting the torch was the always "graceful" elephant who shall not be named for my own safety... the events that took place were the 400m, 200m, 100m and 4x400m relay events for all the divisions...
Now with me in the studio, we have the king of running, who himself said that he would lead by example in the treacherous 2010 20m event... the always "graceful" Dr[CENSORED]...
Dr[CENSORED], how do you feel about your commitment to the 20m event next year?

"Well... It is a very tough run but someone has to take the initiative to take up the challenge and let the others follow... it really is a big feat to accomplish, walking
20m is no easy task let alone running it, but i must persevere and i hope the school will follow."

I see... now as to the claims by Usain Bolt that running 20m is a task only fit for, i quote, "fatties who can't even run". How do you respond to this?

"Absolutely preposterous! Usain himself only runs 100cm and 200cm events! How dare he even talk about 2000cm! The last time i tred i had to crawl the last 19m! And I am a world class athlete! Don't tell me he can top that!"

Actually he did when he walked from his bed to his television yesterday, but your point is well taken... well i must thank you for your time and the great insites you have provided.

"The pleasure is all mine... i love being on TV!"

Actually this is a radio show but thank you anyway...

Next we have an update on the house standings...
In 1st place was Faraday followed by nobel, followed by fleming, followed by FIBO!!! WOOHOO! WE ROCK!!!
Ehem!... excuse me... In the studio with me in the yellow arm chair we have the Faraday house captain... now tell me, how do you feel about holding on to your winning streak this year?

"Well first of all let me say that all the houses did well... They just were too lousy for us!"

I can see that... well what do you have to say to Nobel house who were nipping at your heels by just two points?

"Bite the dust losers!"

Yes, well they will be biting a lot more than that when they get their hands on you. Now as to Jun Hyeok's double embarassment, both in the 4x400m and 400m events, how do you feel his lack of discipline and failure to deliver results affected the team spirit?

"Well that bloody Korean had better buck up for next year cos if he don't start delivering results ill [CENSORED] [CENSORED] that [CENSORED]!"

I can see your are frustrated...

"[CENSORED] right i am! If we didn't get 1st i would have [<-----CENSORED----->]!"

Very frustrated... Well thank you for your time.
Please excuse his language.

Well that is all for the report. As you can see it was a rather "uneventfull" event.

This is theJONeration and thank you for listening to Mad News.

Rugby balls bounce irregularly...

Haha:) today was teachers day and school had performances and stuff... but no good electric guitar playing-.- dissapointed... nvm next time...
After that i went to ACSJ(primary school) with my friends from ACSI... played rugby there... hmm rugby is actually quite fun... i shall play it again some time...
ok that's all folks...
Hey! what are you doing? stop running at me!
aaahhh!
BAM!
tackled...
score 1-0 to away team...
Seeya!

A baton, balls, shoes and one very pai seh korean!

Today we had our 1.5km, 800m and 4x400m races/relays...
I got 1st for 1.5km C Div! haha!:)... and we got 2nd for relay! haha!:)... and jun hyeok was the biggest joke! He texas cowboy lah! wave baton round and round like nobody's business! in the end also got thrashed! ... now i must declare a very important truth...
(if you hate fibo...turn away now... and run to the nearest pet store and get a life!)
FIBO OWNED YOU PEOPLE HANDS DOWN!!!
You over there! the nobel guy who is putting up his hand and laughing at me... I'M WATCHING YOU... even though you dont have a bell there are still plenty of ways to track your movements...
ok im outta here before some guy comes and tries to kill me by coughing flem all over me!
BYE and btw...
FIBO OWNS

Two blocks... 10m... one gym mat... onle measured long mat... arm muscles and loads of persevearance...

perseverance...persevearance... argh! wdv/hwv you spell it!
Today was NAPFA! Senile dragon say thrashed it but he got thrashed by junhyeok, irham, syazani, jeremy, i can continue listing the other 20 ppl but dun waste time...
I got B for inclined pull up! first time ever!!! yay XD... the joy!... got A for the rest except... hmmm... erm... actually i forgot... nvm lah...
I CAN FINALLY LAYUP IN BBALL! But with a very small success rate... i'm talking 1 ... in a million...
Had loads of fun today... btw did i tell you PE is my favourite subject... ok i just put myself on (MsChan,MsKoh,MrsChui,MsLim and my humanities teacher whos name always escapes me)'s Hitlists... i just had a close shave with a car with no number plate... must be a hired assasin... or just an ang moh driver >=D muahahaha!
Speaking of close shaves... i wonder if botak jones needs to shave or did he go for surgery to do something to his scalp...
ok enough abt bullet-heads...
kk enough!
my keyboard buttons are going to pop out!
Seeya!

From Brandon who got it from Vanessa who got it from...

Can you fill this out without lying?
Yup...Why?

What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
erm...air?

Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
No -.-

Where was your default picture taken?
facebook one? ... france this year:)

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20.
My sis... 18

Can you play guitar hero?
yeah on EASY! T.T

Name someone that made you laugh today?
Senile dragon

How late did you stay up last night and why?
11+ dreaming while awake... cos i can control it:)

If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Nope

Ever been kissed under fireworks?
no

Which of your friends lives closest to you?
Siong Jim (eh? i think i spell wrongly...)
year three lives same estate...

Do you believe ex's can be friends?
yeah why not?

Calling or texting?
texting... mostly

How do you feel about dr pepper?
dr pepper me anytime!

When was the last time you cried really hard?
really hard? early this year...

Where are you right now?
Home

What bed did you sleep in last night?
MY BED!!!

What was the last thing someone bought for you?
Candy:) thanks:)

Who took your profile picture?
my sister

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
skip

Was yesterday better than today?
nope

Can you live a day without TV?
yes

Are you mad about anything?
yes

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
Yes... always...

When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
skip

Are you a bad influence?
hope not

Night out or night in?
in... i like to be alone at night...

What items could you not go without during the day?
handphone

Would you share a drink with a stranger?
no share... just give:)

Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
"someone" today XD

What does the last message in your inbox say?
"i did this to samyself from showing my message on my blog" sent to by myself...

What do you feel now about your life?
Has a purpose...

Do you hate anyone?
No

If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
Hate mail...

Can you easily tell if someones fake?
yes...

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
yes

Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
no

What song is stuck in your head?
guardian angel - red jumpsuit apparatus

Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
Skip

Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
erm... skip

Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Run

Can you whistle?
yes

.Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
all

Do you think too much or too little?
too much

Do you smile a lot?
i dont smile... when i do it's forced... :(

Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
vanes...

Whens the next time you will see the person you like?
skip

Are you happy with your life?
yes:)

Can you handle the truth?
yes... truths cannot change... but the truth can change you...

What was the last book you read?
RP70 owner's handbook:)

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
nah... i love my dad:)

Is there something you always wear?
frown got count?

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Eating dinner...

Who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
erm... God... through the bible...

Did you have an exciting time last weekend?
yes

Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes

Are you wearing a necklace?
no

Are you an emotional person?
can be at times... many times...

What's something that can always make you feel better?
seeing my closest friends smile...

Will this weekend be a good one:
hopefully...

What do you want right now?
To see a person

Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
sister's hat got count?

Look behind you, what do you see?
couch

Have you ever worked in a food place?
no

What would you name your future daughter?
dunno

Any summer plans for 2009?
over

Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
school run sleep

Does anyone know your facebook password?
no
haha finished!
bye:)

Two people, a senile dragon who dyes his white hair black, a recorder and bad english...

Muahaha! today HS group went to interview "someone" (cannot name)... Jia Hao made loads of mistakes when he wrote down the pointsXD... and then he spread his senileness to the wall by rubbing it! (people these days are so inconsiderate!)_
We went to Harbour Front at 1145 when the interview was at 3pm... thanks to EHEM!!!_
So we slowly ate at Burger King (Home of the Double Whopper!) and later sat outside... Vanessa bought us candy (Thanks:D) and i suggested Jia Hao's email to be
dragon_senile_fatlady@10whitehairs.dyemyhairblack.corn...or_is_it_con...corm...com.icantevenspell"sg"withoutmaking40mistakes
...muahahaha! >=D
Nothing else so...
Poof.disapear.imouttahere.COM.sg...
seeya!

Home Sweet Home...

Hi... i just got back from europe...

Eiffel Tower

All pictures taken by yours truly >=D muahahaha!

Some Really Old Chapel

And now the famous...

Mona Lisa ... yup she smiles...

Will upload the rest of the photos on facebook so...

"This Page will self destruct in 3..."

Wait! I'm not done yet!

"2..."

Nonononono! NO!

"1..."

Aww well >Sigh<>

BANG!

Another one...

Hi i just got a new yoyo...

Here is the picture...

YoYoJam SpeedMaker

$30

Shop: Spinworx

I am not Insane or hardcore or a spendthrift!

My friend, who is all of the above, spent $1500 on yoyos in a month!!!

Anyway my exams went ok... i finished my physics paper for once! :)

And now its time to hang loose!

thats all so...

Seeya

Pig + ball of yarn = Hamstring...

Hi... Today was the Cross Country :)! It was at macrichie reservoir and I ran in the competetive C Div... and guess what... No I did not get attacked by monkeys although i did get wacked by a 102 girl who qualifies under "unintelligent primate"! I got 2nd:)!!! They all said that the top 5 would be full of year 2s but me, Hyeok and Dom got 2,4 and 5 in that order! So happy:):):):):)! But now my legs hurt like mad >.< ! But it was worth it... the funny thing is... my 2.4km sucks...
Seeya

Yoyos...

Hi... i just realised how fun yoyos are... so i asked my parents to buy me one as an encouragement prize for doing well in my exams:)

The brand of the yoyo is Yoyofactory and the model of the yoyo is Velocity

I bought it from spinworkx

Pretty cool huh?

Spinworkx can be found behind 'toys r us' @Suntec City... you have to go into the place with alot of kid's shops to the right of toys r us and then right at the back you'll find spinworkx...trust me the second you play with the velocity you'll love it ;)

I got my friend to teach me some basics such as the 'braintwister' hold and some tricks such as 'stop and go'... If you want to pick up something new why not try doing yoyo tricks and getting a new yoyo... It's awsome!

nothing else so...

Seeya

You smell funny... JK XD

Hi... I'm back... again...

Today we sailed back from nsc after inter-school which was tuesday to friday...and NSC smells funny and the beach is (censored in the interest of not insulting people)... they should put the nat squads at SAFYC! SAFYC ROCKS!!! My sail zip broke so i had to use the club sail... i'm in the process of changing my music player so...

Seeya:)

btw i bought a nice new pack of cards:)

Back with a vengeance...

Muahahaha! Goode Friday! I'm Back from my AFK holid6y? 0h n0! not th1#$ c3ap @g@in! Tth1s caaall$ f%r s0m3 p3rcus$1ve ma1ntan3nc3(fj nbhgvjnvbhgZSAKJVNBHzxasjvnbhgZXAJYVUTHG SCGFD<----- me hitting the keyboard ...10 hits on the keyboard later...) Okay! back to n orma;l...@#%^$^&***!!! ... ...nvm... I just created 2 songs using my electric guitar and finallised them :)! So proud of myself ^^... not sure when i'll finally record them though... will upload as soon as i do... tomorrow STMarine reggata hopefully can get above average position (I mean smaller number under the "position" column...) nothing else so...
seeya!

Ping pong balls can bounce...

...on the floor.
Today was bio common test @#%^^&***!!!...ehem... and I last minute forgot everything! @#%^^&***!!!...ehem...but then, so did most other people... so not too bad...i got below average for maths c'test...but then... if everyone got above average there wouldn't be an average...so... its not too bad:)
After school i stayed back, played team tai ti with variation :D and table tennis. I FINALLY CAN SMASH!...okay...ALMOST can smash... I smashed every single one of Dom's serves and he just stood there... he's still standing there... giving me that funny/stunned look %)~ nothing else so... oh yah! mental note: never do that again... you'll make them think that you actually have something to say...
Bye:)

Bikes have two wheels but mountain bikes have four?...

Hi
My mountain biking trip at bukit timah was sweet. The terrain was strictly NO PLAY PLAY which made it even more fun. The uphills were very tough so i had to push up some. The downhills weren't tough... THEY WERE CRAZY you had to zoom down just so you wouldn't fall over! I wound up with one super long cut along my thigh and knee...Those who hate blood had better turn away now... BLOOD... BLOOOD... BLOOOOD...BLOOOOOD...
...BLOOOOOOD......BYE!

Cars have Four Wheels...

Hi,
I'm back!
Yesterday night was nuts! My dad brought me to pick up my mom from work and we ran over a huge nail (Not finger nail ah!) So our tire got punctured...
Then when we called Automobile Association (AA) they said that it would take 1 and a 1/2 hours for them to get there. Wa Lao Eh!!! 1 and 1/2 hours I can drive from Tanan Merah Ferry terminal to Johor (Including clearing customs)! Plus I dun even know how to drive! But their car engine no power... my fan has more torque... paper fan...so cannot blame them...
By the time I got home... It was around 1030pm... I slept at around 1130pm...
Today I'm going to Mountain Bike... Yeah!!!
I'll post about it tommorow... so...
Seeya!

Recently retreived from the back of a banner saying:"as of my next post i will no longer write 'Recently retreived from...'!"

Hi!
Today was CCA Day! (i'm in Soccer CCA for my non-classmates) That's right! the one and only soccer! Man U Rocks! Lemons are sour! Cardboard is brown! and typing completely RANDOM stuff is FUN!!!
Btw there are 3 types of people in this world... those who can count and those who can't... if u don't get this ask me in the tag box thing-a-ma-jig thing... thing...
seeya!

Recently retrieved from... arh forget it!

I'm back Muahahaha!

Happy Valentines Day!

Hope u got someone special to buy something for ...or else you can just give me the money u would have spent anyway!

I'll probably spend today playing com., readin' books etc. Btw i didn't upload a picture of my guitar in my last post so...

There!...well have fun!

Seeya!

Recently retrieved from the bottom of a KFC ultimate value box...

Hi ... stupid font thing... There!...Okay...Hi,
I just got my newest electric guitar(Hooray!) and amplifier(Double hooray!). The guitar is a Fender deluxe stratocaster made in USA and the amp. is a Trademark60 tech21 made in... erm... i'm not sure... anyway, I also bought my soccer stuff for cca today.
I'm about to tell you a joke...
Q: When did Jonathan end his post?




A: After telling a stupid joke!
Bye!=)

Recently retrieved from a secret compartment in a tree in a forest in a state in China

Yo!
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... ... nevermind. Lessons started in school today so i got to meet my humanities and english teachers. (I've already met my chem. teacher who is also my class mentor/form teacher.)
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... Seeya

Recently retrieved from the Amazon Jungle.

Hi=)
Today was my first day at my new Secondary school (NUS High). Today was just a load of talks(zzzz zzzz zzzz)and our orientation starts on monday.
Still have 2 wait for the pictures 'cause the memory stick adapter is spoilt...
Seeya