Interview by Mad World radio...

Hello ladies and gentlemen.
Producer:"BOO!"
ehem... boys and girls. Today in the studios with us we have the chief invigilator of the year 1 physics paper...
Producer:"BOO!"

"Now introducing mister (CENSORED)..."

"Yes hello hello"

"you would be pleased to know that we had the room sound padded to keep all noise out. so i assure you that you will not be disturbed by any noise whatsoever."

"yes thank you. you are so ki.. WHO IS TALKING?! I DEMAND TO KNOW!!! If this carries on for the next five years... you will get into alot of trouble!"

"..."

"NOW WHO SAID THAT?!!"

"said what?"

"It was was like an elephant stomping!"

"not likely"

"why?

"well i was observing your feet the whole time and they did not move one bit..."

"Are you insulting me?!"

"No! nonono... im actually a big fan of natural insulation."

"ARGH!!!"

"okay before you kill me can you do one thing?"

"WHAT?"

"Jump"

"erm... okay..."

Boing!CRASH!!!

Producer:"Jon what the (CENSORED) did you just do to the floor?!!!... wait... what is that giant thing bursting through my roof?"

SPLAT!!!

"ladies and gentlemen"
Producer:"BOO!"

"... our next guest is the chief invigilator of the english paper... ms (censored)!"

" Hi! i'd like to shout out to my uncle who spends 24 hours a day at a watch factory..."

"okay..."

" you have 1 hour left"

"... huh?"

"... ... you have around 40 minutes left."

" i think thats more than enough time..."

" you have 15mins left... no one is allowed to go to the toilet?"

"WT*?... erm ok thank you for your time..."

"wait its not time yet!"

"erm could you do me a favor?"

"what?"

"stand up and take three steps back..."

"okay... AHH!"
Producer:"ouch that fat guy really hurt me! oh... dang!"

SPLAT!!!

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